Ladies and gentlemen,
I have recently - as in yesterday - discovered that drinking too much Bailey's can be fatal for your party skills.
Let's say, hypothetically, you were planning on going to some kind of hip-hop party ( yes I'm aware that this is absolutely not my style, but one must occasionally step out of of his own lifestyle-box and explore other horizons). Anyway, where was I?
Oh right a hip-hop party (click here for appropriate song whilst reading). So you're meeting with some friends who are already quite drunk and there's a full bottle of Bailey's on the table. You decide that it's just ridiculous not to drink anything since your friends can barely even pronounce their own names anymore.
Two hours later you realize you almost finished half the bottle.
You leave for the party -exclusif concert GANGRENE, a new project from the producer The Alchimist-, you use your female charmes to get your friends in for five euros instead of ten and half an hour later you have to crawl outside because it's too damn hot and damp in there. Booh. Weak.
There's this annoying cook in Flanders - Piet - ( translation : dick) who finishes his cooking programme with this extremely tedious phrase : "So, what have we learned today?"
I would answer following :
1) Don't drink too much before going to a party (this can be applied to all sorts of alcoholic beverages)
2) Don't wear too many clothes - in fact, it is better to go naked,-
3) Don't try to blend in, you will only have people coming up to you asking you if you have weed